An Epic Ballade of Texas

OK, so I just got married, and I just went on a honeymoon to Europe with my lovely wife. In the previous post you got to read all about the bad part of the honeymoon. Now, read about all the good parts. I have divided the post into three easily-digestible segments, the three best parts of any good honeymoon: Food, Fun, and Kissing. Food I was going in to this trip with high expectations about the quality of the food, and I was in no way disappointed. Every time we ate at a restaurant we had a fantastic meal, and in general we did not pay an arm and a leg for our food (although a can of Coke would run ya around four euros [make that SIX DOLLARS] in a restaurant!!!) Things got off to a great start when we went to Bologna early on and I had the most rich, fresh, mouth-wateringly delicious pasta I have ever had (a close second coming later when in Rome). Later we were in Naples (birthplace of pizza) and indeed, had some fantastic Napoli Pizza at a 100+ year-old pizzeria (Bil...